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# RIP Socks, the former First Kitty
(Capo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# um wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *panics*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# 19 years old, which is a good innings for a cat
Full report here

Image above (at the time of the US invasion of Haiti in 1994) has to be my favourite Private Eye cover ever.
(Capo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# dogs for the win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# so the above is, in fact, just a scan of a Private Eye cover, and in no way your own work (unless you work for private eye)?
shame the cat's dead though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Zing
www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=855

Exactly the same size as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# why are people trying to turn b3ta into 4chan
why?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ^ 4chan can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I don't see the attraction of it at all.
It seems to be a lot of racist paedophiles insulting each other anonymously.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# nail + head
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# trying?
I think the glut of rank-rotten bandwagons over the past few months suggests that it's a lot more like 4chan than we'd like to think.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# testify!! :D


be more funny b3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# testify.. hmmm
a "testify ray" would be a gun that turns people into testicles

it's crazy science, but it might just work!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# O_O
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm 45% into my plan for designing a ray-gun to make chicken
taste like beef.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# you should get funding from the government
this is just the sort of thing they should be encouraging in the current economic climate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I've mastered making chicken taste a little like burnt turkey...
hence the 45% bit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Sorry, yeah
Maybe should have posted to Links board instead, wasn't claiming it as my own, just wanted to share the story and a classic cover
(Capo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you've gone and tizzied us!
we're in a tizzy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'm so tizzy my head is spinning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# you could have posted it in an existing thread as a thread jack!

*slaps wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It is excellent and it gave me a chuckle, but yeah, /links would have been better.
Next time.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Socks did 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He committed a feline-y?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# mouse-taken identity
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# did they issue an identikitty image of the suspect?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# It's probably something to do with the Illuminati.
Icke may or may not have made reference to this and despite the only source of information being Icke, I believe him. He's trustworthy. Seriously, everyone hide.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# sounds like a job for twatnipppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# shhh
he's mates with Icke, they might assume we're lizards, or working for the lizards, then... then... what do these Icke-ians actually do once they've established that shape-shifting-light-bending-4th-dimensional aliens control the world? What then? Send them a letter of complaint?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# he might send them one of his turquoise track suits from the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# pfft
or a Coventry season ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# SEND IN THE GREEN GODDESS!!


boy did they have low standards in the 80's

goddess my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# It was either her or 'Mad' Lizzie Webb
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'm afraid to say that I don't quite follow the green goddess reference
and don't wish to google it as I don't want to stumble upon plant porn at work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm sure Icke was part of BBC Breakfast Time with The Green Goddess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ah, ok I see...
it does seem familiar, but I'm maybe too young or dozy to remember properly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ah, frank bough
his career went a bit sour when he allegedy was photographed having a thai hooker orgy with alledged photographs taken by an allegedged photographer in the alleged country of thailand allegedly

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# yeah well, fuck the lizards
the insectoids are going to eat everyone of them out of spite

that's what they told me anyway

by channeling the message through my toaster
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# my toaster said it would most likely be slugs of doom.
What model of toaster do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# what! I don't even have a toaster!!!
*Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pffffffft. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I don't care what anyone says...he doesn't make those pictures.

either that or he talks about himself in 3rd person for no reason on other forums ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I think it probably is him
but I think he thinks he's better at Photoshop than he is. there's a certain level of conceit in his replies.
I went to school/college with a guy who is similar in his wordings, and (for those that know him) it's quite obvious he authored his own wiki page,
albeit in the third person.
/Just personal opinion
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# being up himself is one thing
but thinking he actually has an in on the actual conspiracies of this world

meh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# drbroon thinks he saw elvis and jimi hendrix throwing stones at jfk at a party at the weekend
it was all just fun though, jfk was throwing them back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# until he makes me a giraffe in a dapper hat and scarf, like I asked!!! :D
I will doubt anything that he says he made. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha, blame the illuminati, they're keeping giraffes in hats and scarves under wraps
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yeah, it's because if the nazi's using the vimanas they discovered on the moon find out that the illuminati has them it would be all out war
or..er.. something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# he's quite the conversationalist.
I particularly like how he answers neutral questions like a kid who's just learned a new swearyword.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# he does demonstrate the innability to form an argument indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# are you arguing with me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# no I am !
O_o

HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yes you're not
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# that's what they want you to think because you watch adverts for shampoo!
or is it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Take 2 bottles into the shower?
NO! I get my brainwashed with Wash'N'Go!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# yeah! the chemicals get under the follicles and they WASH YOUR BRIAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# he's a poo head
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha
that's such a good insult

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# fnord

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# fuck socks.
(well, nobody else bothered to say it, so...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)