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# Can you come over to Germany and sort out the TV advertising here?
It's terribly 80's - in a bad way.

Toothpaste=Men in white coats and glasses standing in front of sciency things and charts
Yoghurt=Women explaing how they buy it for their children because it makes them shit
Beer=Laughing groups of vacant-faced 20 somethings enjoying gentle social gatherings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I get the right royal *fear*
whenever I go to any of the german offices. I expect bad 'wacka-wacka' porn soundtracks over everything they do.

Poor deluded fools.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# The best way to disagree with a German
is to ask them who won the fucking war anyway.

They think that's hilarious and novel.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I'm at a bit of a disadvantage there...
My native land was rather seriously occupied/bombed to fuck during the war, so that approach rather falls down.

I like the sentiment, though.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# In which case, offer them a blowjob
Then bare your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'd really rather not,
if that's at all possible.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# If you don't I swear to god I'll do The Bad Thing again
And it will be YOUR fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *watches*
*gets bored and goes for a cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# The most time I spend shouting at the TV is when the German adverts come on
Partly also because they have the volume so loud (usually about twice as loud as the programme).

And they last forever. In the UK you have time for a pee and make a quick cuppa. In Germany you could give birth and watch baby's first steps in the commercial breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# With regards to the volume thing,
that proper pisses me off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Check this out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJ2i01L_xY

Advert for price comparison website.

First part with the woman:

"Do you know where to get cheaper mp3 players? Would you like to know? At billiger.de - the big price comparison on the Internet."

I HATE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# as my father always described them:
Wilhelm Kostengunstig*

*Billy Billig
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :D hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# they do the loud advert crap here too
"OH LOOK THE ADVERT IS LOUD! I MUST BUY THIS PRODUCT THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE OTHERWISE NOTICED IF IT WAS AT A SANE VOLUME"

the shites
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yes
The fact that they are making me want to push white hot knives in my ears and get me reaching for the mute button is a sales technique I am unfamiliar with
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It worked for <insert name of large swiss-based instant coffee manufacturer here>
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bless 'em RTL and Pro-Sieben (and a couple of others I can't recall)
were responsible for outlawing the video technology that allowed german VCR units be able to skip adverts when recording.

Cheeky feckers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yes, they are the 2 biggest culprits in LOUD AND SHIT ADVERTS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# ITV saturday night
is 5 decibels louder than the rest of the week.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# yet another reason for disabling that channel
to prevent accidental viewing.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Don't think so.
If 3dB SPL is the smallest incrimental increase in volume a person can detect, 5 is not a very large increase at all. I'd say probably about 10.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQktvsomrC8
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)