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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# is it waiting to feast?
It's waiting to feast isn't it.

EDIT: I'd say woo.. but I'm not really sure what I'd be wooing.. you photoshopped a flower to have the parts of a praying mantis? if so it is very well done to the poitn of haggling my underslept mind
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Don't you have to be somewhere important soon? get some sleep!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# this is me awake to go somewhere important
sleep I did not get.. ho hum.

this is why there is caffiene :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Make sure you drink lots of it. Actually, add red bull to your coffee for a change
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# They like orchids
At the moment I'm reading about Parktown prawns.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR APARTHEID, SOUTH AFRICA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# It is not considered a true cricket.
SPURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER, ENTOMOLOGISTS.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)
# "They are generally considered pests by most in South Africa, and are held in the same regard as cockroaches."
CURRENT STATUS: SPURNED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF BALMAIN BUGS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# They're fucking delicious
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:22, archived)
# I'm told that they are, I just can't bare the sight of it, let alone consider eating one.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I'm currently reading this article with a bad south african accent in my head
www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/monster.htm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# CHRIST KID YOU'RE A WEIRDO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# DON'T TALK TO VIMOD LIKE THAT. YOU'LL BE SORRY AND B&!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I HOLD MANY AFRIKAANERS IN THE SAME REGARD AS COCKROACHES
 
COMIN OVER ERE, TEKKIN URR JERRRBBS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
I preferred your Nathan Rees accent though.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# "...I don't like cricket, oh no, I hate it!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# The venus fly trap can not compete with the mantis plant.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)
# not bad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Very nice!
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(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)