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# JADE GOODY HAS CANCER!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Leave Jade alone!
She's only thinking of the kids. Which is why they will grow up tramatised by media-hogging her death is all it's inglory!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# i don't quite know what to think of the jade goodie saga.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Well it's a story as shallow as Max Clifford
so there isn't very much to think about it. She's a minor celebrity with cancer and wants to raise money for her children thousands of people are dying with cancer and get very little publicity some of whom may die without very much money at all. Is it more of a tragedy simply because she is slightly famous?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Gee... On that note, Alfie Patten will no doubt say he's got prostate cancer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# not to mention her new fucking husband getting special dispensation from Jack Straw to attend the wedding,
even though he's on a charge for BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!? fuck me Britain, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!?
good job it wasn't a four year old - else he would have shouted "Four!" - Hull ticket dispensed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# badum-tish!
it must be said though, the 16 year old was standing outside his house shouting "ha ha, you're knobbing jade goody, bad luck!" and similar such truths.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Don't leave the poor girl alone!
She probably need some cheering up. Put on a good stand up DVD on for her. Maybe some Dennis Leary.

is a bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# SHE'S ACTUALLY BEEN POISONED BY RUSSIAN AGENTS. CANCER IS JUST A COVER STORY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# "Old Detroit has a cancer. That cancer is crime!"
send in Robocop to finish her!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Well on Heat magazine it probably is:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)