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# I went on:
'Picture if you will tomorrow morning, the morning after this wonderful day.
XXXXX will wake up next to Mrs. XXXXXX and ring up to order breakfast.
For himself he'll order the full english breakfast: Bacon, Sausage, Fried Bread, Eggs, Tomatos, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, served with a huge mug of Tea.
Looking down at his newlywed wife, he'll just ask for a single Carrot for her.
When asked on the other end of the phone why just a single carrot for his wife, he'll answer ' I want to see if she eats like a rabbit as well'...'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I remember virtually nothing of his best man's speech
Except wishing it would be brief
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I only knew about 5 people in the room
there were 130 guests. Using that gag above took balls of steel. Was quite a good experience though, I've since written a few more
for mates etc, as it is a nerve racking thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Heh, I bet!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Are you here all week, and
Should I try the veal?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# It's 'veal-ly' good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# "yes, it's a sort Chino-Scandinavian Import...
too many air-pockets, and anyway, it's off"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hells bells
did that one go off ok????
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)