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# *cracks knuckles*
And also, is your Dennis a Dan Ackroyd, and does it Phillip and uh.. um.. bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Mind you...
...hope I'm better by the weekend...I just bought a (needed, not posing) 4x4. Powerful? It pulls like Justin Timberlake at a catholic girls prep' school disco....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:32, archived)
# as long as you don't get a bird with face that
looks like a bulldog chewing a toffee

is a good line

And,

How can a (name of girl) be so ugly with only one head?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:35, archived)
# I prefer
Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
cracking

Looks like she got thumped in the beaver with the blunt end of a JCB
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Bungee jumped
from the ugly tree and hit every branch both ways....I mean I wouldn't say she's ugly but..erm...but...Hell she's ugly!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:43, archived)
# or
piss flaps like gene autry saddle-bags
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:44, archived)
# my all time
favourite is 'face like a bag of smashed crabs'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Or
Bulldog chewing a wasp
(allergic to curry, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:43, archived)
# another belter
gusset like a horse's bottom lip
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:44, archived)
# I'm a great fan of
"pissing rusty water from my arse"


as an expression, not the actual act, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:32, archived)
# pebble dash the outhouse
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:46, archived)
# My all time fave...
Couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.....

(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:47, archived)
# you reminded me of country and western
song titles that are real:

Like:

"How can I say goodbye if you won't go away"
&
"When you leave walk out backwards so it looks like you're coming in"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:49, archived)
# and my fav
"I love you so much I shit meself"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Sorry
is the hardest word to say.
Bollocks is it...QUANTITATIVE is much harder...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I've been lonesome in the saddle
since ma horse died...

/Corries
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hello me dear
alright?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)