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# wife and children eaten by a cat?
but I've left my wife and child at home with two cats...

OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!

*runs off to warn home before it's too late*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Don't worry
Cats mostly only kill at night, but there's never only two of them... they'll have smuggled their friends into the house somewhere... although they're devilishly good at hiding it. They're probably running a brothel in your garden.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# That would explain the strange cat sex noises at night....
I thought it was just the neighbours...

When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# You fool!
look down there

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# how is looking
at our penises any sort of solution for this problem...?

*checks his chap*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
#
what's that...? you want me to kill again?.. but... but... I like this one, she's nice to us
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# see now this is why cats are just evil.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I've just spoken to Lady Doom and it's ok....
she's armed with catnip spray and Whiskas...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)