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# That is very luuly
woo, yay and hoopla!

My god they had on the news these kids at school being taught how to cross the road. They were 10 years old!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# They should train the little bastards on the M25...
*ahem* Sorry, all better now *smiley face*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# When I have little bastards
you're going to have to be uncle P, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Ah.... ok.
*tries to be nicer.*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# :D nah, they'll have me to deal with
they'll probably cower behind you for protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *gets all protective*
Awww.... that's so sweet.

*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I want nice big sons so I don't feel bad when I box them around the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Surely this is a sign that the end of the world is nigh.......
Does the next generation have an IQ of 5?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# the new semester of uni has started. all the new little first years.
They broke the mould of students about 4 years ago. Sad really.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# We'll have to round them up and slap some common sense into them.
Then teach them the ways of the Zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I tried teaching them the ways of the integral calculus last year.
I fear Zambonis will be beyond them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# How about the integration of complex numbers with vectors being utilised by Zambonis?
this could pique their interest
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# They may undergo a complete transformation!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Next generation will be the first to fail the IQ test!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# how old is 1 tear?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# longer than no tears, but shorter than 2 tears
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I would not know as I am a manly man and obviously have never cried
I also have lips of upper stiffness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# and an edit button of handiness, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# why bother? there are far too many kids, and it's already putting a strain on resources.
at least that way we make sure only the fastest and fittest survive
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Maybe every country should adopt China's one child policy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Parents want everyone else to do stuff for them
except discliplining them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *unzips*
*disiplines*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)