They just leave the dead bodies lying on the streets round your way, do they?;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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Ashally, if the ambulance turn up and after resuss attempts the patient is declared dead they'll leave the body at the home, make it look presentable and then the undertakers will come to take them away (unless the death is suss)
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Joliet,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18,
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*nods*my mate used to do it in the family business.
I want to do funeral makeup.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20,
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I really want to have a go at front of house undertakingI reckon I've had enough dealings with them to make a good one
( Joliet,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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I would toobut I can be quite... cheery... not sure if that'd suit. I'm best kept downstairs with the er.... clients.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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Good day to you sir!And how are you today? Nice weather we're having! Oh, your five year old son is dead? Sons are great aren't they? Lovely little lads. Cancer? Oh, I'm a Cancer, my horoscope said I'm in for a stroke of luck today, and my lucky number is 5. Ooooh, do you want to look at some coffins? Aren't coffins brilliant?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32,
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:D lovely stuff.so close to how I'd be.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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That reminds me of one of the baddiesfrom Kickle Cubicle :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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pipe down, young 'un J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:25,
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