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[challenge entry] NewBoy Newboy

Larg verson come see!

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(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I can see by the look on your face...
that you've got ringworm...it's a very common disease
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# that
sounds like a hit from the 80s...
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# you have
ringworm issues
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Hello hello hello
Three young ladies...
Admittedly the one in the bikini seem to be rather half-arsed about swimming.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# she's
got a wedgie, it's hard to swim with your bikini up your bottom
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# doggie-style
paddle
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# It's hard to swim
with anything up your bottom.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# The one in blue
seems to have a costume that might not actually stand up to much water at all...
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# You noticed that too
huh?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# its antigravity field
is obviously working well though...
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Gravity has no bearing...
I think a dash of soap could soon see it off though!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)