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# and their relatives too
for being related to unemployed people, IT'S A CANCER PEOPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# All we need now is a repeat of Catnipp and his escapades last night and we'll have the full on Daily Mail forum right here
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# oh, what happened with catnipp?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ...
This epic
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ahh bless
the real conspiracies are much funnier :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I'm studying blinking.
I've gained information to suggest that blinking may actually be done by little invisible fairies who sit on our eyelashes and close our eyes for a couple of milliseconds during which time they go about their dastardly works. If the world can come together we can buy some ultraviolet ink and a little flyswatter to rid the world of these troublesome fuckers before they control the world. Granted, only being able to work for 2ms at a time means they're not outstandingly efficient, but that buys us the time we need to develop technology against them.

I'll maybe publish a book about them which I'd like everyone to buy. There are also t-shirts and invisible fairy keyrings, because I thought they were cute.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Did he come back last night?
Damn my needing to sleep :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not sure, I left early too.
Meh, I like his pictures, but man, I've never seen an agenda pushed so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)