shhh someone else is here now
*takes notes*
- 23 Second steady stream followed by 3 short spurts.
- Sounds of vigorous shaking and flapping of foreskin- subject uncirumcised
- No fart
- Trousers have zipper fastener
- Subject washes hands and uses 4 paper towels
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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There's a movie poster at the pisser in a pub in town
with some bloke pointing saying 'More than 3 shakes & you're playing with it'.
I chortle.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59,
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