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# fear heeem!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Cool!
Is there going to be any SA today?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# that and infection from cutting their tits off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Woo
but with Amazins it should be teeeeeeeeet surely=D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# does depend on the amazon
this looks more the made up jungle jane sort than greek actual warrior lady type
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Well if it is the Greek sort
can I keep the left overs. I'm making a boobie bed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# woooo mononipple!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha monoboobed bacteria!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Good name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Yes
You could imagine them backing Ozric Tenticles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *unless they were into that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :D


edit: In other news, I'm sat on the loo at work lol

editedit: 6 people have come in so far, had a slash and left without washing their hands. Hurrah for normal people
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Are you a systems analyst
and conducting a toilet-use survey?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# shhh someone else is here now
*takes notes*

- 23 Second steady stream followed by 3 short spurts.
- Sounds of vigorous shaking and flapping of foreskin- subject uncirumcised
- No fart
- Trousers have zipper fastener
- Subject washes hands and uses 4 paper towels
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# your conclusion?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# It was Maureen.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Oh too early for that yet, need more data
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Yay for proper SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# There's a movie poster at the pisser in a pub in town
with some bloke pointing saying 'More than 3 shakes & you're playing with it'.
I chortle.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# They're all by the water cooler now
gossiping that they could hear someone typing on the khazi.
You, miladdo, are office wank suspect number one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
true, true
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Funny thing is, I was that before I got a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Well you are a wanker:P
I don't think a person exists in the world that hasn't had an office wank at some point. Personally I blame temps for that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Getting a bit short on office space then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Seriously, it's sometimes the only place I get peace and quiet to answer emails
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# You ahould have meetings there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I'll suggest it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I've been fired.
Thanks a fucking bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Well you now have more toilet time!
swings and roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
#
answer emails

wank to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I don't know what to say...
He's probably got many talents.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)