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# Swiss Bankers are attacking our council estates with thier lazer airships!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Yes. and all the jewish people that weren't killed in the holocoust
caused the financial crisis after a black man was elected president of the US because the wars caused by their 9/11 scheme would end and they need a disaster so they can control the worlds supply of butterscotch flavoured icecream so the gay people don't get any.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Don't tell everyone!
 
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)
# FUCK YOU THE TRUTH WILL OUT. YOU CAN PUT ALL THE STERIODS IN CHICKENS THAT YOU LIKE
BUT YOU CANNOT SUPPRESS MY FREE SPEECH REVEALING THE TRUTH. I HAVE A COMPUTER IN FRONT OF ME. THE TRUTH IS NOW UNSTOPPABLE.

despite the attempts of the government to starve me, to put me to work on mundane problems and suppress thoughts outside of conventional thinking. THEY'VE ALL FAILED. I know what they're putting in my milk.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# AND THEY PUT THE FUCKING RAINBOWS IN THE WATER!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# YES AND THEY STEAL WATER. THEY CONTROL WHERE THE DRAINS GO.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# AND CONTROL THE DOLPHINS UNNECESSARILY
purely for ther dolphins' financial gain.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Yerah well I got woken up by bloody chav's at 2.45am and have not been able to get back to sleep.
Also, what are you you conspiracy theorists hiding? Why are you all pushing your theories on us.

Ha conspiracy theorists conspiracy theory!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# THE CHAVS ARE REALLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS WORKING FOR MAXTOR, WHO ARE THE SWISS CIA!!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Don't forget Obama's a babby killer now too.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# OMG THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE MUTANT BABBIES!
WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW. DIG A BIG HOLE AND FILL IT WITH CANNED FOODS. BUT ONLY THE CANNED FOODS FROM RUSSIA. THAT WAY OUR GOVERNMENT CAN'T ALTER IT AND RUSSIAN MIND ALTERING DRUGS DON'T AFFECT WESTERN WORLD PEOPLE.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Aww did he kill a baby?
with a hammer? It's what I'd use on a baby.

You know up until quite recently the Church didn't consider people to be human until 40 days after birth...
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Church is a not singular word in the USA.
120 sects and creeds, of which only 2 or so do not
start counting it a babby from the issue of dad's balls.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
# OMG you mean I just wanked out half a baby?
 
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Sadly, for 40 odd(and I do mean odd) it's the whole babby.
Hundreds! Unless your count has been trimmed by messing with
www.b3ta.com/board/9245910

Part of the reason the stem cell ruling scares the
shit out of so many of them. Madness I tell you.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Ahh but the stem cell stuff has all just gone crazy mad..
...because the Japanese have worked out a way of reverting skin cells into stem cells.

There is a video on TED about it I watched.

Apprently they reverted some skin cells, the stripped a mouse heart down to all but cartalidge, sprayed it with a coating of these new stems cells a few days later the heart started spontaneously beating. God will be pleased because no one muderized a baby in the whole process. They did though kill a mouse.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Ear-mouse freaks the shit out of them more.
Plastic nature of our biology is the key point that breaks their notional view of the universe.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Sir, in relation to your name...
1) it isn't a reference to a rather spiffing Feathers song is it?

2)You don't perchance frequent Armagetron do you?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Nope, it's a simple inversion.
(1) "Blackhat" is usually taken well before I seem
to get around to joining a site. I have used both
on game servers over the years. (2) haven't
cycled for/in ages, so someone else must be
using it too. My online use predates the bad
hacker meaning BTW.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)
# *headdesk* :(
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)
# *moves mouse pad in quickly to cushion*
[/;-D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)
# It's the return of the Zeppelin. ARGH!!!!!!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)
# OH FUCK
I KNEW this day was coming.

*fetches swiss airship harpoon*

Take that you Fence-sitting bastards!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)