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# one morning at the waterslide
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Well I would.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:18, archived)
# you should
maybe the extra fluid lubrication of your chuff would help her escape.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Woo, is that a new Fireman training thing?

"Push the fat bird up the slide with 1000lbs of water pressure"

EDIT: * Has very slow fit!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# This is all too common an occurrence these days.
I suggest chopping her out with fireaxes.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# razor blades and bubble gum
may have helped to slim her down a bit
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Try soap and spit !
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)