Not a fan of this jumped up little shit either.
From the Credit Crunch TV challenge. See all 359 entries (closed)
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From the Credit Crunch TV challenge. See all 359 entries (closed)
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Taller than Noel
Even when he wears those platform shoes he thinks no-one can tell he's wearing.
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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Oh! I perpetuate the myth of quantum mechanics
and have been involved in deliberate cover-ups of proofs that it's possible to square the circle.
Can I have a conspiracy bollocking too?
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:54,
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Can I have a conspiracy bollocking too?
I know some whacky cunt invaded my office with what turned out to be a squared circle
:( I'm keeping my door closed now.
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:58,
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but you totally ignored the fact it fell down. It's a conspiracy!!
*uncrinkles tinfoil hat*
:)
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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:)
There's a big crease on the back of your
tinfoil hat!
Why don't you iron it out, whilst wearing it ;)
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:00,
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Why don't you iron it out, whilst wearing it ;)
that one is there to catch the higher frequency waves.
since we all know that nothing can penetrate crinkled tinfoil.
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:04,
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Is that like how
crinkle cut chips keep in more of the goodness?
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:09,
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Crinkly crisps contain arsnic, mecury and lysergic acid diethylamide
put there by the government to suppress intelligence. I don't eat them
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:13,
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Your BMI says different.
Cheap jibe for the excuse of making a shit joke
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:29,
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I fell over last weekend.
I haven't worked out yet if it was the jews or the aliens.
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:09,
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It was probably the Masons.
Sounds very much like their style. I bet they got you drunk first didn't they!
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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especially if it was a crack in the pavement.
but it could have been the knights templar.
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:11,
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Well until I figure it out I'll just harbour a deep mistrust towards others
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:12,
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Please, I can get myself drunk.
In this case, they made a muddy slope slippery. Bastards.
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Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:12,
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