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# hahaha. yeah.
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sooooooooooooooo Boooooooooooooored!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# So am I
Need to write a 1000 words for my book, but I haven't started yet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# The Kraken Factor
Contestants fight it out with the Kraken, the one to kill it wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# keeping it alive :D
nice.. sorry went to go cook dinner.. 20 mins till toad in the hole win!

The Quato Factor.

4 contestants race to mutate there bellies into a sentient being.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# The Kimpton Factor
4 contestants get dominated by a naked Margaret Thatcher to see who is the greats gimp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# The Kill Tom Factor
4 contestants get given all the countries telephone books the first one to kill a Tom Factor wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# The Arris Factor
4 contestants compete to see how many things they put up their arris, the winner gets a new intestinal track
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# The clip on factor
4 contestants race to cover themselves in all things clip on, earing, ties and the peoples favourite the bull clip round.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Just use the word A a thousand times
will save you much time and effort.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# there will be an apperance from some whales on stilts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# You can make that out fro
a a a a a a a a a..?

Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I don't think that is going to pad it out to 40,000 words
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# \o/
can you use the words arranged letters in conjuction as well.

thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I will call one of them arranged letters, just for you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# yay
I will be famousher than I is already be.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# have a look at this then, it will pass some time
www.fmylife.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ahaha
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# this is a good one
Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# whoa!
there's a lesson in here somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# yes
Don't be an American
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# awww there's nothing wrong with being american.
the problem is they don't like tea.

elvis was american and he rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# /_O
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Holy shit, get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# @_@
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# /‾o
hahaha!

i meant this

/‾o
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# -_- ching chong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# ^_^
hai!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)