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# All babies should be reversibly sterilised* at birth
And then people pass parenting tests when they come of age, taking into account their work history, wage and means.

If they pass, they can breed.

BANG - and unwanted pregnancies are gone!

Vote Vagabond - or I'll come 'round and kill you.




*Using SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# But then if civilisation collapses we'll all die out
because we won't be able to un-science the sterilisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I see no drawback to this
Humans have had a chance, they've messed up. Give the ants and axolotls a turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I dunno, sounds like fun starting all over again with fire and spears.
Maybe we'd get it right the second time around.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I think it was Larry Niven that proposed this:
Put contraceptives in the water supply. No problems with passing a test, you just need sufficient willpower to drink nothing but bottled water for a month to flush out the stuff.

In his SF novels, he had a slightly different system with contraceptive injections, and a license system.

Birthright lotteries FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Haha you too late! I done breeded already.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Reminds me of what that leviathon of the airwaves
James Stannage used to preach. Go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I was with a mate drinking 'round his the other day
And we came to the conclusion that Hitler and Stalin were simply not ambitious enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ghengis khan - he was
reckoned to be genetically linked to 1 in 32 people

he must have shagged for mongolia. what a star
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# It's pretty easy to get laid when you've got a knife and they haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Chat-up line of the week, 4th April 2006:
"Get your coat, love - I've got a knife."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# 'notes for future reference'
when not getting any action
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)