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# I've found something small.
The bill. For my appearance. As I'm obviously out of money and dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ^^this
and how cocking small does that bed look that he falls back into?! OOOO this bed is so big and comfy!!1111 Well why is two thirds of your body on the floor then?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# It's Nicholas Ball I feel sorry for
from top TV actor to Lenny Henry's stooge
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *pays*
oh, did you mean lenny? :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I did, but I haven't got much money.
Lots of dignity though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# so do I have to pay for your appearance or not?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# You've never had to before.
You could let us caj a fag though, I've only got rollies and they're not hitting the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ok.
I'll give you a packet. They're still comparatively cheap here. I expect you to arrive before teatime.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# That's a lot of miles. Can't you come here?
I'll cook for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# do you have frikadellen?
no. move it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I don't, but Lidl does.
You make a good point though. Alright, but I'm commandeering your cat and television. *flies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# You better no be kidding.
You can still cook. I like my dinner before 9.

Edit: pfft, that was, honestly, a typo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Well I like my dinner before masses of cake so go and forage, manbeast.
edit: yerright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I can promise cake.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It better be good cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the best cake.
german cake.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# As long as it's jew-free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# haha
you're dark.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# No I'm not officer
I'm Aryan as anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I have always imagined that word to be spelled "cadge"
If you drive to Abingdon you can have a cigarette from me. Or I can post it to a P.O. Box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Abingdon isn't far
there's a shop in or near there that they sometimes tell me about on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# does it sell things?
If so I may know the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It does, big things I believe.
Perhaps furnitular objects. That's FURNITURE. Hooray for capslock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# the tough people use left shift.
I HAVE A PINKY FINGR LIKE A WEIGHTLIFTER'S BICEP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It was an accident.
I bet you diddle yourself with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)