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# Lenny Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Who's got your dad?
I'll get him back for ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# good christ,
It's taken me 15 minutes to figure out that this isn't an obscure Lenny Henry reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I've found something small.
The bill. For my appearance. As I'm obviously out of money and dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ^^this
and how cocking small does that bed look that he falls back into?! OOOO this bed is so big and comfy!!1111 Well why is two thirds of your body on the floor then?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# It's Nicholas Ball I feel sorry for
from top TV actor to Lenny Henry's stooge
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *pays*
oh, did you mean lenny? :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I did, but I haven't got much money.
Lots of dignity though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# so do I have to pay for your appearance or not?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# You've never had to before.
You could let us caj a fag though, I've only got rollies and they're not hitting the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ok.
I'll give you a packet. They're still comparatively cheap here. I expect you to arrive before teatime.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# That's a lot of miles. Can't you come here?
I'll cook for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# do you have frikadellen?
no. move it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I don't, but Lidl does.
You make a good point though. Alright, but I'm commandeering your cat and television. *flies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# You better no be kidding.
You can still cook. I like my dinner before 9.

Edit: pfft, that was, honestly, a typo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Well I like my dinner before masses of cake so go and forage, manbeast.
edit: yerright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I can promise cake.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It better be good cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the best cake.
german cake.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# As long as it's jew-free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# haha
you're dark.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# No I'm not officer
I'm Aryan as anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I have always imagined that word to be spelled "cadge"
If you drive to Abingdon you can have a cigarette from me. Or I can post it to a P.O. Box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Abingdon isn't far
there's a shop in or near there that they sometimes tell me about on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# does it sell things?
If so I may know the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It does, big things I believe.
Perhaps furnitular objects. That's FURNITURE. Hooray for capslock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# the tough people use left shift.
I HAVE A PINKY FINGR LIKE A WEIGHTLIFTER'S BICEP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It was an accident.
I bet you diddle yourself with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# awooga awooga!
oh no hang on that wasn't him
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# There's more than one black man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# one, with many false moustaches and wigs
he is extremely busy at all times

edit: he's Mr Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# nice source image
is that from www.lethalbridgesoftheworld.com ?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# you could very easily have horsed me then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# The death of the official site
has genuinely brought new fear to b3ta!

I have been horsed 3 times since yesterday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
do they have horses in Pakistan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I just don't have the heart to horse anymore, man
THE HORSES ARE GONE!!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# NO WAY
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Goodbye hooooorsesssss
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# "goodbye marey mane"
"if I never see you again"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Horses are alive and well
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# That's the one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# he's still an unfunny c**t
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# s'a shame
his standup stuff used to be brilliant.. why is it people cease to be funny when they get old and rich?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# because they become rich, lazy...and don't need to try as hard anymore
as they can live off the royalties from clips shows and their 'good deeds' every year
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Not all of them.
I watched an evening with John Waters recently, and he's got funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# That is fucking hilarious
Was that the My Filthy Life thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# It might have been, a mate sky plussed it
was it just John talking about his life whilst on stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ...
I began to like him (even) less when I discovered that he didn't write his own material.

He's even nicking Shakespeare's gags now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I remember 3 of a kind
it was good

of course, this was eons ago

please, Mr Henry, be funny again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)