I got physically assaulted by my bossthen was fired and put on the Sexual Offenders Register because of that. Then the neighbours heard and burned down my house before beating me with rolled-up copies of the Sunday Mail colour supplement and demanding I move to Denmark.
You owe me £1.40 in lost wages, pension and share options.
(You owe me £1.40 in lost wages, pension and share options.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31,
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You got off easy.I was killed when people realised what was on my computer screen. Killed to DEATH.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38,
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Bloody luxury.I was dragged out into the street and thrown into a threshing machine where iron lizards danced on my colon for a thousand generations, whilst Barry Manilow sang Copacabana.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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Fucking hell!The Barry Manilow is just cruel and unusual punishment!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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I was offered death or bonkingso i took bonking. then they bonked me to death
you got off light
(you got off light
boff FL OZ,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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Pffft, that's nothing.I was forcibly removed to a shoebox in the middle of t'road and fed nothing but cold gravel for twenty six hours a day, eight days a week.
Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
(Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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Gravel? LuxuryI were fed aspartame and mercury.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:47,
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