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# Oi spacktard. I know that claude balls is probably so far up you, we can smell his knob cheddar on your breath
but fuck off, read the faq and post your own fucking work.



EDIT: Well done, a thread deleter too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha - Telling it like it is, RG.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# No; being "nasty or offensive to other boarders"* is not "telling it like it is".
*: See the FAQ, question "Hooray - I am able to post now. What should I do?".

If you live by the FAQ, you die by the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Really?
Why not go sit on that 12 inch rubber cock you have stored in your rucksack you fucking rancid flidmong.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# haha
everyone knows you love to touch the ham.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Really?
If he wants to ham touch then let him. Not my cup of tea to be honest but there you go.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hmm
i think you are confused. as it is you who is the toucher of the hams

you ham toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha you plub!
On a Tuesday? Fucking weirdo.

Now I know this using your brain thing is a new an novel concept, especially so soon after being promoted to 'relatively human'.
I also it's very exciting that mummy/carer has let you use the internet and it mast have taken ages to attach that pokey rod to your forehead (I know, I know it would have made more sense to use the dick that was already there).
But after over two years you should have a clue by now. Now knob off to off topic whence you came.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Nice and mature
As normal RG, give me a shout when you have some bollocks you daft fucking mare.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Sorry riverghost isn't her to take your message at the moment due to extreme boredom
Please leave a message after the shout.

*shout*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Thread deleter?
Don't think so.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# The repossess this house one?
huh? I wonder if goldfish laugh at their stupid brethren and shout, 'Hahaha! Memory of a fucking robneymcplum!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# OK
but its not deleted? just replaced with a link rather than a picture. Get your fucking argument sorted before you start one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Ghostie,
you're in fine fooling this very morn.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# This is him 'on form'?
My god, the standards one must live up to on here are pretty low if this is on form.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# You know what standards are?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I guess so
They are the things you will never live up to.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Boy there's egg on my face.
You seem to have got everyone on your side against me.
Come back when you're actually can make it hard for me to make you look like a stupid twonk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# And you
Come back to me when you can spell and construct a post that makes sense.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# If you were at school like you were meant to be
Maybe you could read it.

*sigh* how sad.

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I can read it fine
just doesn't make any sense.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# It's called dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# oh please.
*offers knicker-untwisting kit*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You wait. He'll be doing 'yo mama' gags next.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I think he's moved straight on to
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
I'd like an ounce of your finest flounce please!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Yes
Because I really am 12 and find that hilarious.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# yup
Sounds about right.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# That would be why your interested in replying?
You like 12 year old boys?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Well if they instist on posting on a public domain what do they expect.
Is 4chan down or something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Must be annoying
Being made to look like an idiot by a 12 year old boy.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# you're
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *stands behind Geoff, egging him on*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Egging on me? Eeeuw! Stoppit!
I'm just stirring.
*stirs*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *offers to dry clean Mr The Clownfish's rather natty jacket*
Sorry about that, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)