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[challenge entry] How dare i bring down such a humerous, established & long-standing...

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(VoiceOfReason, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# He was funny,
back in 1983, in fact he was "OOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# The funniest thing he's ever done is marry dawn french
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# But if you were to think of some really unfunny comedians
Lenny Herry wouldn't be anywhere near top of that list.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I think catherine tate would be near the top
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Oh yeah with you you on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Thirded
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# But Dawn is HOT!
Mebbe a little podgy, but she's very pretty.

But I am old!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# That you are old man, that you are
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# perhaps
your standards are falling with age, i know mine are
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# OK, maybe she was hottest about ten years ago.
But she's like in her fifties now!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Yes I always felt he was quite funny in a non-alternative way
but mostly loved him on Tiswas when I was little.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# "offers condensed milk sandwich"


*throws bucket of water*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Yay the Phantom Flan Flinger
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ^
I never really got his humour post-Tiswas

'Oh, look at me! I'm all angry and stuff.'

fuckoff
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Angry?
Don't remember him doing any angry comedy he was always quite mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# ok, I take some of it back, I did like three of a kind
but hate Chef in which he is always very angry, so I may have generalized a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Well I don't know that he was always angry in post-Tisawas...
...but the set that sticks in my mind was where he did a load of middle-class-friendly humour, then went on to say that someone had smeared abuse on his front door in shit.

He said, "I wonder how they did it. Did they pick up a small racist and squeeze him out like an icing gun?"

It was as funny as he intended, but he was REALLY pissed off. Unfortunately I was young enough when I saw it to feel uncomfortable about being Caucasian.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)