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# poor little gourmet kitty
He not know ther is no alternative for custard:(

woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You are failing at science all over the place this morning!
KETCHUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Ketchup on jam roly poly?!
Nowe stand in the corner and think about what you have done. I hope you realise you've hurt science's feelings?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# TOMATO IS FRUITS!
*has knowledge, but no wisdom*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# TOMATO IS CITRUS FRUIT!
*has more knowledge*:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# SO it is ok on a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake
but not Jam Roly Poly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Now you're just making things up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Fuck you man!
I am like Mozart and you are like that dude who was always trying to stop Mozart!

FUCK YOU SALIERI!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# No. You are Beethoven.
The Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ha!
You can't even spell sailor:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# That's the attitude that stops you from being a gourmet humin
Gourmet Cat thinks bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# custard blasphemer!
*sticks fingers in ears and goes lalalala*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# What about HP sauce?
It says on the bottle that is a fruit sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I YAM VICTOR!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I thought it was a girl's bits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# You Dutches are weird :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# You haven't seen his girlfriend:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I learned it from a book
www.letsremake.info/cunt_large.jpg (kinda SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# is it scratch and sniff?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# No that's definately one of the fishy ones:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# i've always thought that HP
is more of a coulis than a sauce myself
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I always thought it was something you resigned yourself to
when you couldn't find the tomato ketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# This^^^^^
I ran out of ketchup the other day and ate some. It ruined my bacon sammidge :(

But then it got worse, my mum bought non-Heinz ketchup and it was the wrong viscosity for maximum enjoyment, and also, it was really cinnamony :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh for god sake. I hope you beat her!
Anyway why would you have HP in the house? You're not a Northerner are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Thankfully not!
I think it was bought by my mums husband, who is a foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Forrin!
He's not a mail order Northerner is he?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah,
he was born outside the M25 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# i'm an HP girl
i'm fookin 'ard....not like those soft tomato guzzling southern english wimps who wear coats in the winter.

sneers and says pah!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# You're a girl?
*fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# a woman actually
with humungous ones!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *spluffs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
*points*

big ears!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I'll tell you what.
The Branston's Brown Sauce is really very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# i can't tell the difference between ketchups
i'd make a good mum
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# You meant shit mum!
You can tell the differences between ketchups though! You just don't realise it yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)