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# cheese pasties are gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Heretic!
Only the pasty of Cornwall can be called a pasty.
Everything else is just form of pie.

(Cornish nationalist moment)
Seriously how come you cant get a proper one outside of cornwall??
The only exception is the west cornwall past co.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# i know a cornish bloke
we call him pasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You are aware...
that he pee's in your tea every time you do?

Cornish law mate. It's a good thing you didn't call him a pixie otherwise he would be honour bound to cover himself in woad and steal your sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# he's never got close to my tea
although he has served me aussie white many times. he doesn't look like a pixie, but he does look incredibly like timothy claypole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The same applies to
Twat Hats


* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i wish to live there
just so i can say i live in twathats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'm still disappointed by the lack of response to my idea.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post387186

Does no-one remember TMWRNJ?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'm Cornwallish and prefer cheese and onion to steak pasties.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yay!
they are gorgeous, especially when hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# My other half James is from Devon and he has it on the highest authority
that Cornish Pasties were stolen from Devon and Devon tin miners! This often causes a pasty war between James and our friend who lives in Oxford but is from Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ah the old pasty wars...
We may have stolen them but we put in the proper filling
The Devonites just filled them with dog food. Fact.

There was also the "cream tea" conflict of 1864 when we trounce the devon demon
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# yes, but the big question is
jam on first or cream on first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Trick question...
It's butter on first.

Then jam (strawberry) and lastly cream on top

If you put the jam on last you get a jammy nose, every true blood cornish man knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)