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# I eat them instead of normal eggs
because... they taste better than normal eggs.

I can't even lie about that on the internet. I FUCKING LOVE NORMAL EGGS.

Sorry eggs.

I love eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# pffft
"love eggs"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# haha oh yes...
also

Wie heisst Kartoffeln die liegen seit Jahren im Keller?

Pommes Fritzl...

Selbst-geschriebne-schlechtes-Deutsch-Witze fdG

/ninja
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# is "hahaha" the same in German?
if so - hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Es gibt keinen "hahaha" auf Deutsch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Well, that's what I thought.
But I wasn't sure. Just pretend I left it in English.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
in der letzte Zeit, meene beste Freundin heult einfach wenn ich Witze mache... ich weiss nicht genau woran dass liegt... Ich stell langsam fest dass ich entweder böse und nicht lüstig bin, oder sie ist humorlos.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Für die meisten Dingen, haben mein Partner und ich der gleichen Sinn für Humor
Aber der findet mein UK DVDs schrecklich. Ich habe ihn "Nümberwang" gespielt (die auf Deutsch) und ich dachte, der wird mich dafür verlassen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# in these times of ubiquitous political correctness, many people seem to be appalled by our sick b3ta humour :(
but at least my girlfriend shares it, so all is well here :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# heh
yes... to add to it, she came round to watch a film at the weekend, and when I was in the toilet, she decided to look at some of my photoshops, and came across a JJ-pisstake-squirrel-with-tits that I sketched.

She only mentioned it some hours later... "ich hab etwas auf deinen Rechner gefunden dass mich ziemlich verstört hat..."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
how would one even start to explain something like that?
- Hometiem! see ya (maybe) later
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 'nabend!
see you later perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# it's more like HAR HAR HAR
and one has to march to it
/may be untrue
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# needs more canned laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# \o/ :D
Vor einen Paar Monaten habe ich ein Ei genommen und das mit Ziffern beschriftet - und dann meinen Partner erzählt, dass ich jetzt ein Eiphone besitze. Der fand es lüstig, also - ERFOLG!

In anderen Nachrichten:

www.clipfish.de/video/246890/klofrau-mit-geschaeftssinn/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Haha, the ei phone would also work in Dutch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha excellent video
also, a warm SCHPANG for the Eiphone joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# and then he says "yes you did, you invaded poland"



is this untranslatable?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hmmm, your german could be a bit better by now, couldn't it?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# haha
verpiss dich.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Gleich,
ist fast Feierabend! :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yüchüüü!
hab echt keen Lust mehr auf arbeiten.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# You love egg?
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/eggsong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *clicks for later*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)