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# A little early I know..

but the shops have been selling chocolate eggs for months now
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Which led to me being confused and buying 4 yesterday
thinking it was next week or something. Damn Jesus eggs, they'll be in my cupboard for ages now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I have a Cadbury's flake one in the back of my car slowly melting
stupid impulse buy
and stupid sunny weather for melting my egg
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# These better not melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It'll be safer if they do melt
I have injured my jaw many times trying to bite into easter eggs. They are completely the wrong shape to be food.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# one of ladywoman's housemates buys them to eat like normal chocolate.
why?

because... "it tastes better than normal chocolate"


fucking IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# * Was that last bit a self observation?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# let me guess, was that yet another autocomplete?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# * Was that last bit a self observation?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I eat them instead of normal eggs
because... they taste better than normal eggs.

I can't even lie about that on the internet. I FUCKING LOVE NORMAL EGGS.

Sorry eggs.

I love eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# pffft
"love eggs"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# haha oh yes...
also

Wie heisst Kartoffeln die liegen seit Jahren im Keller?

Pommes Fritzl...

Selbst-geschriebne-schlechtes-Deutsch-Witze fdG

/ninja
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# is "hahaha" the same in German?
if so - hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Es gibt keinen "hahaha" auf Deutsch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Well, that's what I thought.
But I wasn't sure. Just pretend I left it in English.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
in der letzte Zeit, meene beste Freundin heult einfach wenn ich Witze mache... ich weiss nicht genau woran dass liegt... Ich stell langsam fest dass ich entweder böse und nicht lüstig bin, oder sie ist humorlos.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Für die meisten Dingen, haben mein Partner und ich der gleichen Sinn für Humor
Aber der findet mein UK DVDs schrecklich. Ich habe ihn "Nümberwang" gespielt (die auf Deutsch) und ich dachte, der wird mich dafür verlassen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# in these times of ubiquitous political correctness, many people seem to be appalled by our sick b3ta humour :(
but at least my girlfriend shares it, so all is well here :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# heh
yes... to add to it, she came round to watch a film at the weekend, and when I was in the toilet, she decided to look at some of my photoshops, and came across a JJ-pisstake-squirrel-with-tits that I sketched.

She only mentioned it some hours later... "ich hab etwas auf deinen Rechner gefunden dass mich ziemlich verstört hat..."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
how would one even start to explain something like that?
- Hometiem! see ya (maybe) later
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 'nabend!
see you later perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# it's more like HAR HAR HAR
and one has to march to it
/may be untrue
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# needs more canned laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# \o/ :D
Vor einen Paar Monaten habe ich ein Ei genommen und das mit Ziffern beschriftet - und dann meinen Partner erzählt, dass ich jetzt ein Eiphone besitze. Der fand es lüstig, also - ERFOLG!

In anderen Nachrichten:

www.clipfish.de/video/246890/klofrau-mit-geschaeftssinn/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Haha, the ei phone would also work in Dutch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha excellent video
also, a warm SCHPANG for the Eiphone joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# and then he says "yes you did, you invaded poland"



is this untranslatable?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hmmm, your german could be a bit better by now, couldn't it?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# haha
verpiss dich.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Gleich,
ist fast Feierabend! :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yüchüüü!
hab echt keen Lust mehr auf arbeiten.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# You love egg?
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/eggsong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *clicks for later*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# It's true! It's seasonal and therefore better :)
And hush you, Mr. reflectoporn.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# those eggs are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ^ Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# "in australia they celebrate the death of christ the same way we do
by giving our children chocolate eggs and tell them a giant rabbit brings them"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# haha! wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell

it's taken THIS long

:D

have a *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Oh God
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# it just goes to show that you can't be too careful!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha ah shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Joke of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hee hee

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# What kind of font matching algorithm are you using?

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# cheers
work LOL
(Chojin doesn't know what day of the week it is, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *AAAAAAAHhahaahha*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hehehe
iconic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Why is the copper on the left taking a peak and his johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Why oh why is this not on the front page?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# So simple
Yet so brilliant!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
....when I type 'hahaha', it rarely means i'm actually laughing out loud.

it does this time.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I couldnt help but notice`
as he was walking through court yesterday, how much it looked like he was just reading a really good book.

i see people like that all the time walking along the platform at my train station.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Haha, nice
I don't like that 4chan are championing this though.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# needs a flicky tongue
coming out of the hole
(plankton, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# wie Herausforderung Sie mich verspotten!
Sie Bündel Internet-bastard! There' s-Raum in meinem Keller für die ganze Sie!

B3ta bumsend, denken Sie Ihr so lustiges.

(Bumsend? Eh? Possibly...)
(josef fritzl is sporting the spring/summer '09 folder look, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I know, I know.....I'm sorry
Elizabeth Fritzel was on her way into Court this morning when the Judge asked her if she’d had a fry up for breakfast.

‘Yes’ she said to the Court, ‘how did you know’?

‘Because you’ve got some Daddies sauce on your chin’.
(dirtbox, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Too old for the internet?
looks like Josef Pretzel hasn't quite grasped the idea behind Facebook
(TomJoad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Um
Great and everything but, He's not actually a paedophile.
(B3taByter Meh, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# aren't easter eggs really late near easter time
surely this should be made in december :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hehehehe :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ha! That gets a click.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# haha
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
i fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# We like this... although you have knocked my fez over my eyes!


* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha I had the source of this saved somewhere to do something in a similar vein
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I love FezMonks...
best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# holy shit jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Easter? PAH!
We've already started our strategy for Christmas :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# well if that's where they come from, I dont want any.
*amends easter list to include more toblerone and no eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Toblerone FTW
Made myself sick on one of those last weekend, it was wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# aaahhh... I had a few days of uni (blimey, now this is about 4/5 years ago)
and bought a stack of white toblerones from woolies on the cheap, and spent my time playing golden eye and making myself quite sick... Ah, those were the days....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# its amazing how his arse wraps them as well
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Quit pooin' eggs, Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yay for chocolate god chods!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)