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# A little early I know..

but the shops have been selling chocolate eggs for months now
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Which led to me being confused and buying 4 yesterday
thinking it was next week or something. Damn Jesus eggs, they'll be in my cupboard for ages now.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I have a Cadbury's flake one in the back of my car slowly melting
stupid impulse buy
and stupid sunny weather for melting my egg
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# These better not melt.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It'll be safer if they do melt
I have injured my jaw many times trying to bite into easter eggs. They are completely the wrong shape to be food.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# one of ladywoman's housemates buys them to eat like normal chocolate.
why?

because... "it tastes better than normal chocolate"


fucking IDIOT
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# * Was that last bit a self observation?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# let me guess, was that yet another autocomplete?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# * Was that last bit a self observation?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I eat them instead of normal eggs
because... they taste better than normal eggs.

I can't even lie about that on the internet. I FUCKING LOVE NORMAL EGGS.

Sorry eggs.

I love eggs.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# pffft
"love eggs"
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# haha oh yes...
also

Wie heisst Kartoffeln die liegen seit Jahren im Keller?

Pommes Fritzl...

Selbst-geschriebne-schlechtes-Deutsch-Witze fdG

/ninja
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# is "hahaha" the same in German?
if so - hahaha
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Es gibt keinen "hahaha" auf Deutsch.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Well, that's what I thought.
But I wasn't sure. Just pretend I left it in English.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
in der letzte Zeit, meene beste Freundin heult einfach wenn ich Witze mache... ich weiss nicht genau woran dass liegt... Ich stell langsam fest dass ich entweder böse und nicht lüstig bin, oder sie ist humorlos.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Für die meisten Dingen, haben mein Partner und ich der gleichen Sinn für Humor
Aber der findet mein UK DVDs schrecklich. Ich habe ihn "Nümberwang" gespielt (die auf Deutsch) und ich dachte, der wird mich dafür verlassen
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# in these times of ubiquitous political correctness, many people seem to be appalled by our sick b3ta humour :(
but at least my girlfriend shares it, so all is well here :D
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# heh
yes... to add to it, she came round to watch a film at the weekend, and when I was in the toilet, she decided to look at some of my photoshops, and came across a JJ-pisstake-squirrel-with-tits that I sketched.

She only mentioned it some hours later... "ich hab etwas auf deinen Rechner gefunden dass mich ziemlich verstört hat..."
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
how would one even start to explain something like that?
- Hometiem! see ya (maybe) later
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 'nabend!
see you later perhaps
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# it's more like HAR HAR HAR
and one has to march to it
/may be untrue
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# needs more canned laughter
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# \o/ :D
Vor einen Paar Monaten habe ich ein Ei genommen und das mit Ziffern beschriftet - und dann meinen Partner erzählt, dass ich jetzt ein Eiphone besitze. Der fand es lüstig, also - ERFOLG!

In anderen Nachrichten:

www.clipfish.de/video/246890/klofrau-mit-geschaeftssinn/
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Haha, the ei phone would also work in Dutch ;)
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha excellent video
also, a warm SCHPANG for the Eiphone joke :D
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# and then he says "yes you did, you invaded poland"



is this untranslatable?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hmmm, your german could be a bit better by now, couldn't it?
:P
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# haha
verpiss dich.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Gleich,
ist fast Feierabend! :D
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yüchüüü!
hab echt keen Lust mehr auf arbeiten.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# You love egg?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *clicks for later*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# It's true! It's seasonal and therefore better :)
And hush you, Mr. reflectoporn.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# those eggs are shit
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ^ Fact!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# "in australia they celebrate the death of christ the same way we do
by giving our children chocolate eggs and tell them a giant rabbit brings them"
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# haha! wonderful
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell

it's taken THIS long

:D

have a *cleek*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Oh God
hahahaha
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# it just goes to show that you can't be too careful!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha ah shit
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Joke of the day!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hee hee
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# What kind of font matching algorithm are you using?

/ac
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# cheers
work LOL
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *AAAAAAAHhahaahha*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hehehe
iconic!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Q&D
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Why is the copper on the left taking a peak and his johnson?
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Why oh why is this not on the front page?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# So simple
Yet so brilliant!
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
....when I type 'hahaha', it rarely means i'm actually laughing out loud.

it does this time.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I couldnt help but notice`
as he was walking through court yesterday, how much it looked like he was just reading a really good book.

i see people like that all the time walking along the platform at my train station.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Haha, nice
I don't like that 4chan are championing this though.
*clicks*
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# needs a flicky tongue
coming out of the hole
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# wie Herausforderung Sie mich verspotten!
Sie Bündel Internet-bastard! There' s-Raum in meinem Keller für die ganze Sie!

B3ta bumsend, denken Sie Ihr so lustiges.

(Bumsend? Eh? Possibly...)
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I know, I know.....I'm sorry
Elizabeth Fritzel was on her way into Court this morning when the Judge asked her if she’d had a fry up for breakfast.

‘Yes’ she said to the Court, ‘how did you know’?

‘Because you’ve got some Daddies sauce on your chin’.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Too old for the internet?
looks like Josef Pretzel hasn't quite grasped the idea behind Facebook
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Um
Great and everything but, He's not actually a paedophile.
(, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# aren't easter eggs really late near easter time
surely this should be made in december :D
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hehehehe :)
*click*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ha! That gets a click.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# haha
haha
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
i fucking love this.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# We like this... although you have knocked my fez over my eyes!


* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha I had the source of this saved somewhere to do something in a similar vein
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I love FezMonks...
best of all the animals!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# holy shit jesus!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Easter? PAH!
We've already started our strategy for Christmas :(
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# well if that's where they come from, I dont want any.
*amends easter list to include more toblerone and no eggs*
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Toblerone FTW
Made myself sick on one of those last weekend, it was wonderful.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# aaahhh... I had a few days of uni (blimey, now this is about 4/5 years ago)
and bought a stack of white toblerones from woolies on the cheap, and spent my time playing golden eye and making myself quite sick... Ah, those were the days....
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# its amazing how his arse wraps them as well
:D
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Quit pooin' eggs, Jesus.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yay for chocolate god chods!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)