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# That's beautiful.
In other news i have just cooked a whole lamb roast meal with tatties and parsnips all in my new nuclear oven in about 10 minutes.
I'm worried to eat it though as it will probably give me the bad cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# mmm nuclear oven lamb!!!
:) does it glow??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# erm...
....a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Plononium potaotes!
Not that nuking food is new but that just a light oven and I'm not getting into a wavelength debate:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Who cares?
10 minutes for a full roast dinner from frozen.
and it washes itself. Just pu in soapy water and turn it back on, cleans itself, just needs a rinse.
First time I have used it. I like it. Food tasted good, I've already wolfed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# It looks a bit like a demonic stereo
I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Not bad:)
I hope you got the advanced features with it. THe one where it calls you down the pub when it's finished:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Ooooh!
I saw them on the tele a while back! Let me know how the food tasted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# very good.
I have been reading the pamphlet. I can cook eggs, cakes and bread in it. I am liking this new toy. Thanks Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# WOW
Did you by it on the recommendation of TV's Mr T?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# The Mrs made an impulse buy
I knew nothing about it until it turned up.
It's an odd purchase for her seeing as her culinary skills fail at the 'boil water' stage and she's not cooked a meal for the family in about 7 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# cook
at warp factor 8.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ohhhhh, does it call you "Navigator"
and when you order it to cook something it says "Compliant" ?

If so I'll buy eleventy of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# haha.
I dare not look too closely at it in case it zaps me. ( or in case I find that it really is £50 worth of tat that will manage about 5 meals before fizzing out only for me to find out I have to take a donkey into the Himalayas to manually purchase a replacement element. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# That's a cylon ship,
it's got port and starboard lights on it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# holy shit.
does it use plasma fusion or something?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Is it a trivection oven?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Donaghylols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I don't know the science.
it's a halogen bulb and a big fan.
She ordered it from the telly, which is normally a practise I look down on ( overpriced tat ) but this was a good find.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Acute radiation doesn't necessarily cause cancer. Heart disease is more common, but the effects of small doses are still a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)