I ate brocoflower the other day
I might just eat broccoli and cauliflower separate next time. WITH CHEESE.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:54,
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Brocoflower? Gedouttahere!
Also, get this: I just went to get a haircut. My hair is now shorter than before! Though not really really short. I mean, I don't like crew cuts and all. Just shorter than this morning. Interesting eh? SCIENCE™ has come a long way.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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I get my head shaved every 8 months or so
haircuts are for losers. Science is clearly just encouraging people to be losers through the medium of haircuts.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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THIS IS WHY OUR CHILDREN ARE FAT AND SOFT
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:05,
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this will blow your mind...
I put bread into the toaster this morning and when it popped up it was somehow replaced with a slice of toast!
explain that with science if you can...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00,
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the toaster just made the bread stale but like really really quickly
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02,
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I bet there's TFLs in there
Tiny Friggin' Lasers!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:06,
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I left cooked broccoli in a plastic bag in the fridge once
The smell after a few days was far worse than fish or anything else I can imagine. Shockingly bad.
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fuscous,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:04,
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ha ha Methane-tastic
I can only imagine how bad it would smell
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:06,
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