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# Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes no peas in new thread
TJ! as requested earlier this week I haz been shopping! As soon as I have a charge camera I shall be cooking meatenburg!



EDIT: It shall be a beef and chicken meatenburg to have colour contrast and I have designed a proper recipe which I shall make available.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Let me guess
Turkey crown and gammon joint or similar?

Gah! Ninja editing pigdog!

EDIT you could actually do that quite nicely in a Wellington stylee. Assemble the cuboids of meat, surround with pate and pastry, then bake to deliciousness.

I await the outcome of your experiment with anticipation...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I'll have you know I orginally went to catering collage. This'll be a proper job.
For contrast the light meat weill be freedom farmed chicken with lemon zest and the dark will be lamb with garlic.

I won't go into the recipe and methods until I have done it. Just call me Heston biarch!*


*My place is closed due to food poisoning:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Marzipan dude...
gotta have the marzipan.

I hate marzipan.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I will be making pastry for that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Are you meatloafing it?
chuck a few drops of cochineal in the beef as you grind it to give a good contrast. I don't know of a yellow food colouring to use. Yellow never looks appealing unless it is Jelly. Actually not even then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Very finely chopped meat, slow cooked and left to set in moulds with gelatine
That's as much detail as I'm going in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ohh pate
style. I'm salivating already.
Grind one meat and chop the other. Contrasting texture in each slice.

Where's me Jacob's crackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Didn't you have them snipped?
Sorry thinking of pedantichrist:P

EDIT: My lully new Global knife should arrive tomorrow so I'll have to Christen it with that.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I can peas where I wants ta...
I've received tenyer. (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Sod ya ten, yeah?
I want twenny!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *gives*
*with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# You won't get a hand job from me
for a twenty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# DAMNIT
*goes to bank autoteller*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# mmmm
Or rather, I have no idea what this is, so I shall appear to be impressed but I know that since it's you it will be fantastic and obnoxious.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Meat Batenburg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Oh CHEERS!
*my spoon isn't large enough to go across the pond :(*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)