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[challenge entry] Meanwhile, back on the food docks...


/pea roast... seemed relevant to me...

From the How Food Is Really Made challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Pfft
Silly Vader, I'd say that was more of a stack than a rack...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ah..It must be Repost Thursday!!!
I must've missed the memo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# New compo day is always Repost Thursday...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I canae help it
I'm too lazy to rethink today.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I know the feeling...
...as in I empathise with your condition, rather than I am personally acquainted with third rate jingly jangly musos The Feeling.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# *tips hat*
'noon sir.

The Derby Bash page is up now for you early birds, though obviously spamming for the masses wont come into full force for a looong time yet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Ningles.
Can I have my regular space in your penthouse suite*?


*attic floor
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I dunno
That spider we released up there last year has got big enough to start bolting the door behind it at night now...

not sure mate, we may have to do the kippage space differently after the oddness of last year
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# okey dokes


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# How the Ruddy hell am I supposed to get there?
Unless there's a kind and exceedingly wealthy b3tan who would care to pay for a plane ticket to the home of my ancestors?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Hahah
Sorry Guv, I just make the party happen ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# acully
it's so far away I might be able to make that...

But Derby... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# So, are you a Mercan?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ...
You know that I am, silly girl :)

Though I did attend the 2006 London Bash for XMas.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost eh?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Careful Horsey!
That cheese and onion pasty is HOT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# mmm roast kitten

nawty reposter :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Those crates
are a health and safety hazard. They might fall and spill their contents, then where would you be??
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Derby roast kittens?!
Well, I never!

...we tend to broil them round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# pea means
threadwaste for an image that bears no relation to the challenge.

Food is really made by Darth Vader appearing with a pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Clearly...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Not sure how this is a compo entry
but I like it :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes no peas in new thread
TJ! as requested earlier this week I haz been shopping! As soon as I have a charge camera I shall be cooking meatenburg!



EDIT: It shall be a beef and chicken meatenburg to have colour contrast and I have designed a proper recipe which I shall make available.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Let me guess
Turkey crown and gammon joint or similar?

Gah! Ninja editing pigdog!

EDIT you could actually do that quite nicely in a Wellington stylee. Assemble the cuboids of meat, surround with pate and pastry, then bake to deliciousness.

I await the outcome of your experiment with anticipation...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I'll have you know I orginally went to catering collage. This'll be a proper job.
For contrast the light meat weill be freedom farmed chicken with lemon zest and the dark will be lamb with garlic.

I won't go into the recipe and methods until I have done it. Just call me Heston biarch!*


*My place is closed due to food poisoning:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Marzipan dude...
gotta have the marzipan.

I hate marzipan.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I will be making pastry for that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Are you meatloafing it?
chuck a few drops of cochineal in the beef as you grind it to give a good contrast. I don't know of a yellow food colouring to use. Yellow never looks appealing unless it is Jelly. Actually not even then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Very finely chopped meat, slow cooked and left to set in moulds with gelatine
That's as much detail as I'm going in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ohh pate
style. I'm salivating already.
Grind one meat and chop the other. Contrasting texture in each slice.

Where's me Jacob's crackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Didn't you have them snipped?
Sorry thinking of pedantichrist:P

EDIT: My lully new Global knife should arrive tomorrow so I'll have to Christen it with that.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I can peas where I wants ta...
I've received tenyer. (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Sod ya ten, yeah?
I want twenny!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *gives*
*with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# You won't get a hand job from me
for a twenty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# DAMNIT
*goes to bank autoteller*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# mmmm
Or rather, I have no idea what this is, so I shall appear to be impressed but I know that since it's you it will be fantastic and obnoxious.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Meat Batenburg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Oh CHEERS!
*my spoon isn't large enough to go across the pond :(*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# TJ of my own thread:
So some while ago I drew this:


and today I saw this:


Interesting.. they totally took it!

If I don't want it used for that, can I stop them?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Enter riverghost, b3ta's copyright crusader...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# What's that Barrheadwound Boy?!
Trouble a foot in B3taopolis?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Honestly
I'm moderately flattered...

But porn isn't the greatest example...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Well your Nuts campaign led me to believe you were something of a guru on image nickery...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Yes
If has infriended copyright laws as he has recognised it as his own work.
If you used someones stuff you it has to be undistiguishable from the original.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# yes you can..bastards
contact them and find out who 'allegedly' did the design for them.

nicely ask them to remove it, if they don't do that then tell them you're going to seek legal action
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Of all the things to steal though...
They have to steal my crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# one mans scrap is another mans sex bot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# yes, sure!
sure!go ahead and stop them . . . be my guest . . . I don't mind . . .

Bah! poor you!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I managed to find the site
Hmmm I wander what he was doing on there?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# depends
ever pirated music or a film?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# that has nothing to do with this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# just playing devil's advocate
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# equivalent only if
he then sold it for profit
(gtfomh, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# did someone say..


fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)