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[challenge entry] Topical Euphemisms


apologies to all the ladies out there!

good old st patrick

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(antony07, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)
# mmmmmmm,
lady juice.

edit: Ive just been sent a picture of a man doing something very stange with an apple. What makes people get horny about the thought of getting jiggy with an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)
# mmMMmm
Apples
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Once you've seen this, you wont be saying that.
NSFW

sort of NSFW. But fruit is good for.!

my apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# what do you mean
"sort of" NSFW??? that's a helluva stretchy foreskin...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I reckon
I could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I don't need
to know that!!!! : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# heheh
yeah you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I wonder if thats how they get the waxy sheen on them?
And the bugger is going to save a fortune on porn. "Pass the fruitbasket, I need to crack one out".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I'll never
eat an apple again...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Melons should be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Please do.
Then place dick in scanner, and jpeg on host. Now!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Come on!
I'm at work and although there's nothing specifically related to that in my contract I don't think they would appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# well, it kind of depends on your office.
Here, I say "Hey ladies, come check this out". Also, its totally safe for Japan, as there is no pyobs on show.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Okay! Okay!
Apples are not the only fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# are there
any ladies out here??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)
# ummm
kinda?
"In The Makings Of" sorta thing?
(MissieMissie, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)
# in the makings of
???
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)
# What, as in
half way through the operation?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# yes.
how dare you suggest I am anything but a lady!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# eeek!
ok... : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# :)
there is a lad in every lad-y you know!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Well, dunno about ye
But I'm drooling....er, but then I'm a girl and I'm Irish and I drink Guinness and I have to be in work coz its my first day in new job and i don't live in Ireland and .......I couldn't go on the p!ss last night coz of job and i feel left out and...and...and...
(DeGremlin, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)
# So
how's the new job?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I start a new job too
well, can't exactly call it a job...it's cacky Data entry, but it gets me out the house and off here. Unless I get to use t'internet at work...then I'll be spending my 3 hours a day on it!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Data Entry?
I've done that and I really feel for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)