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# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)
# %%
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# And that, boys and girls, is how dead nuns with pinwheels are made.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
# The Aristocrats!
(Jokel, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# ALSO:
it's a miracle!!
Apparently, if you stop eating red meat there's an 11-16% chance that you'll live forever.

"The researchers calculated that 11% of deaths in men and 16% of deaths in women could be prevented if people decreased their red meat consumption to the level of those in the lowest intake group."
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7959128.stm
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:30, archived)
# BRING OUT THE NUTMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:35, archived)
# one in ten people who eat nutmeat live forever
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Eternal life is a side-effect of a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what eternal life is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)
# it is fun to make cheeseballs with my shithead grandkids
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# i stabbed my grandkid and he is still alive because of the nutmeat
he lives a life of constant pain
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Teach him to lift bananas - for total wellbeing
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)
# One of my grandsons who is only 12 is a great cook already and he really enjoys making the Nutmeat Cheese Balls.
I FUCKING LOATHE THE LITTLE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)
# six out of ten people who eat nutmeat die screaming in agony
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)
# the other four have their vocal cords cut but their agony is doubled.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I've beaten worse odds than that.
Nutmeat cheeseballs all round!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# I get my shithead grandkids to make them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)
# One of my grandsons who is only 12 is a great cook already and he really enjoys the suffering of others.
WHAT A FUCKING SPECIMEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# I often make a poultice of nutmeat and stuff it into my shithead grandson's stab wounds
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# he is a fantastic cook already
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# One of my grandsons has 12 stab wounds stuffed with nutmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)
# he is in a great deal of pain already
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Enjoyment in the suffering of others and good cooking skills go hand in hand.
DON'T FUCKING ASK HOW I FUCKING KNOW THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)
# TASTE THE PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)
# take thatTASTE THE PAINtake thatTASTE THE PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)
# MAKE PAIN YOUR FRIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Of course no data as to other items consumed is in that study.
It's bullshit scaremongering and specious correlation to say the least.

Also
Margin of error in the collection of the data in such studies can be as high as 15%
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)
# also how did they convince people to die for a test
this sounds highly unethical
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)
# They were all surviving members of Jonestown
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Funny bit about such studies is... that often the subjects have not died yet.
Which makes the conclusions even more idiotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)
# well, i got the short end of that fucking stick.
eat more pears.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)