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# Where to Buddy?


it's my b3ta birthday!
not so great without an icon
i'm working on donating this week!
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Seaworld please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
water taxi?

great 'shop, nice work on the lighting and opacity.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)
# ^what he said also
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Nearest school for girls, and step on it!
Nice, woo.

edit: Happy b3day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
# ROOM FOR ONE MORE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
Although without the question mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I'VE GOT MY PAEDO HAT ON
 
HIP HIP HIP HIP HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# I'M EATING A FRITZL RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# LUCKY EPHEBOPHILE JACKET PLUS A BUCKET OF LARD AND YOU'RE ALL SET.
List of local criminal lawyers might be handy too, actually. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# YOU BASTARD I HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP
 
A subtle distinction to be sure.
but I see the kids on the bus and I'm like AWW HELL NAH
a school uniform is NOT a turn-on
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# it is on a skeleton holding a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# yeah, but you're weird like that
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:45, archived)
# we're all weird like that.
i just don't hide it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
# no skeletons please
 
a nice plump midget, maybe

(balloons optional)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# PLUMP MIDGET SKELETONS.
QUICK SOMEONE GET THE CHINESE CHARACTERS OF THIS TATTOOED ON YOUR FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# so many students dress like buttprostitutes these days.
 
I was on the bus this morning thinking SURELY WHEN YOU GOT UP AND DRESSED YOURSELF TODAY YOU WERE FULLY AWARE YOUR NIPPLES ARE POKING RIGHT THE FUCK THROUGH YOUR SWEATER
of course when I noticed the paw print tattoo on her right breast I knew I was looking at ONE CLASSY LITTLE LADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# i overheard one tart explaining the concept of 'DILF' to another on the streetcar a while back.
while they were annoying they did at least show an appreciation of the older men.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# LITTLE BASTARDS LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING INCLUDING THEIR AGE.
SO COVERING ALL BASES IS THE BEST PLAN.

Just sit in the dugout and the lard propels them off as they run in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)
# it only hurts for the first twenty miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Bit of an exaggeration there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# ...AND CIRCUMCISED THE SKIPPER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Rough sex of that sort is all too rare these days.
Waite, I'm wrong. Jar-man is still making the rounds on the blogs and sites.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# i sent that to a few people, tagged 'DON'T WATCH THIS'.
they blamed me for their own curiosity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# WELL HOW FAR WOULD YOU CRAWL, TAHKCALB?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Rumor has it she's more interested in girls.
That said... I might give it the full five miles for those dancer thighs of hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)
# dude, I don't even know who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Julianna Rose Mauriello, aka Stephanie.
The girl from Lazy Town grown up a bit more than when she did that show.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# ah okay
 
I kind of guessed that from the file name
but I wasn't sure
I haven't seen the show, I only know her as an Internet I SEE A PAEDO meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# She reminds me of Alizée
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Not even a tenth as slutty.
Also has some talents. Not that any of that matters when one is looking at tarts. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# pedo bear applauds
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)
# wow
really nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Thanks! ...these type take a bit!
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Octopuses have a beak, I am amused by this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
# ALSO: happy b3taday! {:¬D
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Tanks!
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY YOU FREELOADING CUNTMOP.
I'M FROM PAYPAL AND NOW I HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# No worries...i'm gonna make a bank account just for that!
Sides i want a Flat Eric doll from ebay! :P
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)
# I WANT TEARS.
TEARS AND CAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)
# you light up my life, postbear.
 
an excellent idea but that shit is so fake.
I WANT TO SEE THE REAL FUCKING THING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# we must sometimes create our own fun.
if we had unlimted funds we could make real eatandcry videos.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)
# we could do it with babies but those fucking things cry all the fucking time anyway.
 
except when they're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)
# i guess the irish could prove useful.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
This is a good reason not to have children
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)
# not to mention when they shit themselves and stink up the whole god damn place
 
WHICH OCCURS ON A REGULAR BASIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# this is really rather good
top notch
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Do what I did.
Set up a paypal subscription for a quid a month. It's set-and-forget. Helps out and doesn't break the bank.

and happy not-quite-candleday :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)