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[challenge entry] Another Ikea one


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(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I fucking hate IKEA.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I like the hotdogs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# ^this
Four day boiling is hard to do at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ^^ this
When i moved into my house:

"Oh you'll have to go to IKEA now!!"

"Fuck off you sheep"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# My opinions of ikea are...
Lounge furniture - fuck off
Kitchen stuff - very good
Adult bedroom furniture - OK
Kids bedroom furniture - pretty good
candles - excellent
garden stuff - poncy but OK
bathroom stuff - OK
soft furnishings - OK
lighting - pretty good
artwork - baaa!
hotdogs - nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# oh and the experience of having to go there - *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Indeed!
The hot dogs are most excellent and the salt licorice is pretty good too
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I've been once in my life
that was enough.

While queuing up (for third or fourth time, I forget) I saw they had a little video screen showing Mr. Bean. I watched Mr. Bean. It was the most enjoyable part of the whole trip.

I loathe Mr. Bean.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hahahhahah! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)