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# Good morrow

Why the hell am I up at 7 am on a Saturday?
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:21, archived)
# The horse kicked you out of bed for farting, again!
Just a guess.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)
# You're not far off there
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Don't/rarely fart when asleep?
I'm like that, and the cramps will awaken me much too early.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)
# I'm more of the 'silent killer' type
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# The silent ones are the worst. They can strike at any time
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# For great justice!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)
# If it was the otherway around, you'd have a hard time pushing the horse out of the bed - if it farted
and if it did, the smell would be so great that you'd have to leave the room!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Funny you should mention that.

(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Why is that? Are you currently installing a high powered ventilation system with a six-foot boot for the horse?
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Yes, but it's actually for a donkey
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# I just made a pot of Tea!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Nice, I like frogs.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Ah frog tea. I'd like some please!
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Toad for me, thank you.
And spoon of fly agaric.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)