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[challenge entry] I'm having trouble with this compo

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# COCKLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# that's a website I'd subscribe to
LOLCOCKS

OH WTF! I NOT GO IN DER AGAIN

OH HAI I VOMTED ON MY SELF LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Pfft!
Your MP was on the radio yesterday. He is a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Mercer?
fuck yeah he is.

Newark voted Labour once.. Fiona Jones.. she ended up embezzling a fuck heap of money and getting kicked out.. and they made a joke about her on Have I Got News For You.

\o/

Not a chance that Mercer isn't going to get re-elected though as he has become some what of a media whore.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Aye, he does seem to be on something or another
all the time. Still, at least he seems to know a bit about whats going on. When my mate died in Afghanistan a couple of years back, my local MP didn't even know until I told him in the pub. Now that is conscientious Ministering ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I just wiki'd him..
"Mercer completed nine tours in Northern Ireland and latterly commanded his battalion in Bosnia, Canada, Germany, Tidworth and Uganda."


AHahahah!
Canada and Tidworth.. those most notable of troubled hotspots... :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Needs more edging.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)