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# :( why? is it not a tree?
and what is a desperado*?

*other than the obvious reply
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# lager and tequila
pre-mixed bottle

tastes like washing up liquid
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# TTSSATTSR DRINKS ALCOPOPS? WHAT A WANKER
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Oh gawd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I hope you wear a short tartan skirt and an unbuttoned blouse when you drink this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# keep going
i'm nearly there
and i know what tsstst`aatretdfgasshater looks like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# He'd be twirling his hair too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# that's made my nightly trip to prettyhotbabes redundant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# glad to be of service.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Formal protest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# lager and tequila?!
why not just shoot yourself in the tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Why not drink the dreggs of a pickeled onion jar?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# well, that's kind of the point i was making, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# or the left over dripping water stuff that it at the bottom of a kitchen bin?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# It's not *that* bad
Although I have only ever consumed it while already drunk. That may have altered my perception of it slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i've only ever drunk it when already drunk
(and always finishing off someone else's bottle)

it's fucking shite

i'd rather strawpedo 1.5l of apple sourz
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# That'd be quite an impressive sight
Surpassed only by the fountain of lime green vomit following shortly afterwards :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# The phrase "lime green vomit" inspired me to do something better with my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# It's lager with Tequila in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# no son. just no. I mean I know you're younger than me
but fuck me dead, don't drink this shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# exactly.
ttssattr, why don't you come to your senses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I LIKE IT, YOU BASTARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# OH HAAAAAAAANDBAGS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# i like casual sex
but i don't do it in alleyways anymore.
we all have to grow up sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# still not talking to you for that
our alleyway sex club just doesn't feel the same without you

Ron left a few months after you did. it's all falling apart :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i just couldn't get into it anymore
it wasn't humping on bin bags or being caught by the occasional bouncer that bothered me, but when i saw a rat sitting on a kebab box, watching us and wanking. that's when i knew i wanted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# beer + keyboard
;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# lard + friction
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I'm in for 20%
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# 20%?
that'd better be just the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# They call it a service charge these days.


Fucking hell these euphemisms are just writing themselves now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# haha.
Last time the wife and I had al fresco it was in the middle of Manchester in a back street and we were very, very drunk. She didn't speak to me the next day as if it was all my fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# last time i did it in a park
i almost got an ant's nest up the chuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I contemplated a wank in the dunny down the corridor from my office the other day
Does this qualify me to join in the conversation, or should I go back to matlab?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# you just scrape a pass.
next time, make sure your lunchtime is taken up by a hamhock shuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# with?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# with
a nice hand shandy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I used
to drink Budweiser draught, 3 quarters of a pint topped up with Red Thunderbird. Fuck 'em I say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# He's probably too busy waiting for his period to arrive
I mean, that's what you do at that age when you drink lager and tequila or wkd or breezers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I'm putting you on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Then I'd have to reply to every post abusing you.
I think I'll put my self on ignore.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# so what do you do
if you drink large aussie whites with a red aftershock chaser?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# leave Yates's
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I don't I drink the cheapest beer I can stand.
Or if I'm feeling snobbish I drink martinis.

If I'm feeling miserable or can't sleep, scotch, with varying amounts of water in it.

If I'm feeling poofy and whingey I drink baileys. From a shoe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# thick and creamy baileys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# the stuff that comes in a bottle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# do you love me?
are you playing your love games with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# that depends if your about to show me a dead body.
I was having an argument with my mate about the best character. I say Hitcher, he says Gregg. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# fuck that!
tony harrison all the way!

EDIT: diary of the dead is on, i'm off! later chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)