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# Exactly, much like mini scotch eggs they are just a vague orangey mess.
Though those mini scotch eggs with the ham in too are quite nice.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# The little baconny ones?
Yes. Cutting them in half and putting them on pizza is disgusting but rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# What a gourmet!
Do you then deep fry the pizza?

Actually despite the fact I used to think ham and pineapple pizzas were the stupidest thing in the history of man I've started actually eating the pineapple now. It's still not particularly classy though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# you fucking disappoint me
that pizza is the single greatest atrocity the hawaiians have ever purpetrated on man kind
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Well they don't have a serious enough military or naval fleet to crush our cities
so they set out try to slowly discredit and undermind our culture.

Also I'm sorry but as an Italian I can tell you two things:
One, pretty much every pizza variation you get over here isn't as classy as a plain margarita which has just come out of a stone oven, and two in Italy you can buy pizzas with chips on.

FUCKING CHIPS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# i'm asking the missus about this...
you're right the best pizza i've ever had was a margarita baked in a proper stone oven. but i judge english pizzas, italian pizzas and american pizzas by entirely different standards.they're impossible to compare
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Well this is the tiny southern italian village where my father comes, which has a non-existant tourist industry because it's in the middle of the mountains.
So that means the Italians actually eat that shit. I also remember absolutely years back when everyone decided to get massive pizzas instead of cooking that someone ordered one with stilton and tuna on. IN FUCKING ITALY!

Admittedly it was probably actually Gorgonzola and my parents were trying to persuade me to eat by saying it was stilton.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Only when I'm on a diet.
There aren't that many classy foods about, certainly not where pizza's concerned. Or at least, not once they've been mashed into a paste with saliva.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# you get your food pre-chewed? how decadent
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# It's a new adult baby niche.
Adult Baby Starling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)