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# in the future everyone will have tusks for 15 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# looks like
an old girlfriend of mine
(Swagga, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# this is either an unfortunate state of affairs
or fortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Would this really be a girlfriend of yours or someone else's girlfriend you found on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ha
thanks
(Swagga, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Does that work?
I'm Barbarossa and so's my wife, then.

Come on, wifey. I claimed you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# :)
Lead on.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Lead on?
Excellent. My half-life is about 700 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Some words just don't work written down. :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# *radiates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *basks in radiological glow*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I have brunged you another leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# That looks suspiciously like a thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# SEXLEG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ARGH!
*james spader and rosanne arquette flash back*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# WOOHOO!
I'd totally forgotten about Crash until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# You wanna share him with me?
I got experiments to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# You can have that bit there and this bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Splendid. In return you get the boarder of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I want all the pretty ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I've only enough rope to capture one, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# A Sam it is, then.
To keep my lap warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# One ClanSoul coming right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I shall pet him and feed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I can have him put down if you'd like?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Nooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Damn.
I even bought a crossbow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# so you went out with her to?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Wow lurking = massive!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# poke it with a stick and flush it again, that should get rid of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# What a pig!
I saw something today that gave me an idea for a silly.... I really dont know if I can be arsed to do it well...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I have been promised tusks
where are my tusks!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Who promised you tusks?
I saw a neon sign that said "Watch Batteries" and it gave me an idea, I grinned as I nomed my cream egg
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *see picture caption*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# and we will be in black and white
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# wearing blouses on a the pebble beach
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# every weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha is that Warhol?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# No
it's andy warthog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# i don't know whether i prefer the caption or the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# what he doesn't tell you is that there's only one pair
and we've got to share.

bastard small print.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# this is very nicely done
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# awww fank oo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)