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# You can do it! Think positive!
However, you can't walk on water, or fly. It would be dangerous to think positive about those things. Only think positive about things you can actually do, is what I'm saying here. And to be honest, there's a lot more of the other kind of thing. So, on balance, think negative. But with certain extremely rare exceptions!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# It's possible to do a little jump on water if you have some good counterweights and the right technique
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I bet that would be pretty pro-active.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# You can walk on water if you have large polystyrene floats on your feet
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I expect that's how Jesus did it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Jesus had a jetski
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# JESUS WAS A JETSKI
 
HE COULD BE ANYTHING HE WANTED TO BE AT ANY TIME HE WANTED TO BE IT
JESUS WAS WAY COOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# he turned water into wine and i bet that if he wanted he could turn wheat into marijuana or vitamins into amphetamines
that is so cool
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# he could have baked the most delicious chocolate cake
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Walking on water is easy.
Just make sure you do it at the right time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I could probably also walk on top of a very small amount of water on a smooth surface.
This is why I'm too overqualified for any job.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# A high rate of speed can also do the trick.
Although I'm not sure how fast a human would have to run to accomplish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# depends on how long the body of water is really
i mean you could probably get a few meters across if you were going above 50km/h.

Maybe it would be better to try and roll rather than run though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)