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# it looks a little like a pear
 
who is this shaven headed fool?
it looks like Harry Hill (to whom we have fortunately not been exposed on this side of the globe)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Heston Blumenthal
He of "snail porridge" fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh right
no, we don't get him, either.

who's that pudgy bald one with the glasses on the celebrity cooking competition one then?
/vague as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall probably.
Oh wait, he's not bald. Anthony Worrall-Thompson doesn't wear glasses.

I don't know. Off to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I don't think so, I've seen him pop up on one of Gordon Ramsey's shows
 
this is that one with two cunt presenters and a bunch of celebs who haven't really cooked much before
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)
# NO ONE COMPETES WITH NIGELLA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Why would you? She is shit.
Can't cut, can't cook, misuses ingredients, and can not explain what
she is doing at all. All of the food looks like something a dog chewed.
But look at the tits, tits, tits, tits, tits... can we zoom on the tits some more?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:36, archived)
# her manner of speaking annoys me
 
though I haven't seen her show, just the Twinings ads
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:37, archived)
# she lost me at 'i never sift flour'.
ok then, remind me never to eat your baking.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)
# I turned to Richard E Grant for culinary enlightenment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yndReNRrRY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Best cooking show ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Too right. I laugh out loud each time I see the ending
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Lead bread and puff pastry that can cut iron plate.
Watched her make a white sauce once... it was a lumpy
gruel coating. It plopped as she poured it. Misshapen
chunks of onion and tapioca balls of unblended flour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Yes they need some serious Zoomage
Actually she should just do the show topless and call it "The Saucy Edition"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Without the support bra they'd be in the sauce.
Might get good ratings that way, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:48, archived)
# True. But it could also depend on the sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)
# and the inexplicable
mass food poisoning
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)