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# It was more the built-in 24 inch waist corset that made it a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# You'd be surprised what your body'll let you get away with when you're 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *faints*
*big smile on his face*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm old now, dude. Only proper clothing from now on.
Actually, that's a complete lie, I've got two corsets in my drawer at home that I bought last year, but they're certainly not 24 inchers.

In fact, that's a good point. Both should be too big for me now. Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with being old
and people should never give up wearing fancy stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I'm a quarter of a century old this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# pah
fie and tosh - it means nothing. Missus UnderCover will turn 29 again in a few days and she's as stone cold sexy and wonderful as she was when I knew her as an 18 year old... sexier in fact.

I'm a saggy old fool who doesn't deserve her, but clearly she's grown used to me and can't be bothered to go through the hassle of replacing me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# You think you're saggy
I bet she's like me and she realises that the older a man gets, the sexier he gets. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I think that's mostly because
young men are feckin' retards.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :D
the same could be said of females too. Certainly, I was a right tosser in my teens. Less so now. Hopefully still improving.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# As an ex-young man myself,
young men don't notice that young ladies are also retards, because they're too busy trying to get the young ladies' knickers off.

I assume the same is true in reverse.

/edit: Just noticed that my icon gives a good idea of my age!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Oh I dunno, I still remember being 18...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Quite the feat, I barely do
*may have been plastered for most of it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I still think I might be 18
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I've been 18 for about 18 years...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ^
for 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)