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[challenge entry] What a shit movie that will make

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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
*whacks off*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# even shitter that they are remaking it
And it looks like the whole of Will Smiths family is going to be in it, and they are moving it to Hong Kong and it wont be about Karate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# so in fact, they are making a completely different movie?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yes, but it will be called the karate kid
but wont be about karate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# "The Karat Kid" - after getting beaten up for teh thousandth time, a kindly old jeweler trains up the young lad to make wonderful jewelry
to buy off the bullies with
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I fear they would still beat the carat out of him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I still can't believe they made another 23 of them....
Tsk
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - silly sod
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# silly sod? OI! I'm pitching the concept to the hollywood execs right now!
I want to get Steve Martin in as the jeweler, and Shia LesBofff as the kid.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I heard they wanted to make it into the "KUNG FU kid"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# zomfg kung fu pwnz kratie lolzor11111111111111111

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# no doubt they will probably make it the hard hitting story
Of a black kid who mum and dad shoot up on chicken fat and live in a set of chest of draws that belong to a monkey with rabies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I hope will smith plays the monkey with rabies
haha RACIST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# OMG, they were tattooing a badger last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I hate will smith, I hope his airplane crashes
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# haha brutal
i hope he survives the crash only to be eaten to death by very small fish over an excruciatingly and unusually long period of time
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Like small fish who crawl into your urinal tube and eat you from the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# yes those

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# He's going to touch his faacce oohnooo.
fuuhhhrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ats
me
(mr miagi, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)