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# so in fact, they are making a completely different movie?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yes, but it will be called the karate kid
but wont be about karate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# "The Karat Kid" - after getting beaten up for teh thousandth time, a kindly old jeweler trains up the young lad to make wonderful jewelry
to buy off the bullies with
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I fear they would still beat the carat out of him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I still can't believe they made another 23 of them....
Tsk
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - silly sod
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# silly sod? OI! I'm pitching the concept to the hollywood execs right now!
I want to get Steve Martin in as the jeweler, and Shia LesBofff as the kid.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I heard they wanted to make it into the "KUNG FU kid"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# zomfg kung fu pwnz kratie lolzor11111111111111111

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# no doubt they will probably make it the hard hitting story
Of a black kid who mum and dad shoot up on chicken fat and live in a set of chest of draws that belong to a monkey with rabies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I hope will smith plays the monkey with rabies
haha RACIST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)