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# JESUS CHRIST!
NO!!!!!!!!

*ROOM 101s*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# it only wasp, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *doesn't hear as he's still screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That is the worse thing you can do
Just stay still and keep calm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ^THIS!
YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY NIGHTMARES YOU SICK SICK MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Wasps-in-eye scenarios are the absolute limit for me...
That and needles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# me too
I really hate it when you get wasps in your needles. So difficult to remove...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *tries to re-read own post in order to make that joke work*
No, sorry, can't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Oh good, not just me then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
*adopts recovery position*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Shall I tell you about me and needles?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Only if you let me tell this one;
I had a load of travel shots at a BA travel clinic, and I warned the nurse about my phobia.
She said 'Oh, you'll be fine', stuck me with a fucking javelin, whereupon I keeled over, projectile vomiting all over her.

I think I proved my point.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha :D
They have a hard job finding my veins, as they are down to deep. So when I have to have blood taken, it usually takes about 10 minutes and about 5 different needles or a trip to Pathology at the local hospital. Oh and they try getting blood from the back of my hand, which is worse then in the arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Then, of course, there was that time
I had a Spinal Tap.

6 People required to hold me down. I hit one of the nurses (reflex, not intentionally) so hard I knocked her over. Eeeek!

No, I don't like needles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I just got used to it
I am on the black list at my local surgery, when I go to have the blood taken, I get "Oh, you. Lets see if we can get it first time' They never do, I feel quite happy that they don't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Keep up the good work, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I like to make them work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
Speaking of nightmares dreams, I was having one of those 'bizaarely back at school despite any form of rational logic' dreams including dull stuff like ducking out of classes and hiding from teachers which suddenly turned into a zombie survival horror fighting off evil african tribal statues and a 7 foot tall man in a white rabbit costume who could kill with a touch.

Weirder was the fact that it wasn't like a normal zombie survival horror when you'd be walking around the school and trying to fend them off, it all happened in the pottery room and there were people outside smiling who we couldn't warn through the flimsy locked plywood door.

Why do all my dreams seem to end with me stabbing people in the face?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# It's a metaphor for sexing people in the face.
You're clearly very aggressive about your own sexuality, and should probably be locked up for your own good, and for the good of those around you.

*sigmunds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *oneupmundship*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *officelol*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# whats in room 101?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# All the filing from rooms 99, 100 and 102....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)