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# Holy Bumfistery Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Well it is probably cheaper than an enima!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I love the riddler's little erection.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# you love it, because it gives you one too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I got hit in the knackers earlier today, so no it doesn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ouch
does he make a mark on his arm to show how far up he got it.

I heard that gayfisters did that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
really?
hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# yeh
I was told by a guy who worked in a gay bar that the hardcore fisters would come out of the toilets with scratches on their arms to show how far up they got it.

At the time (early 90s) I didn't believe a word of it, but if the internet has taught me anything, it's that anything sexually deviant is probable.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# ew
although I am aware of the irony of having Goatse as a username and still finding this slightly wrong
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# they could put marks around their neck with you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# That's gonna sting...
Lovely stuff, Mr Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Riddle me this motherfucker
ace

edit: been watching too much of The Wire recently - hence increased propensity for fucking swearing
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Goodness me.
My new wallpaper on my sexy new phone is your xenomorph, by the way. Hope you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# not at all, quite chuffed and that
oooh, maybe I should sell HappyToast phone wallpapers like that hypocrit Catnippppppp?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# You could....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# i imagined such a traumatic fisting to have a sound like
"schllllerrppcchhhh"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# fab as always
but it still doesn't beat that penguin one with the bit of poo coming out
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)