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# Awwww, cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# nice pet
May I have one?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I'll bet those teeth are just for show
He's a pussycat really!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# jebus shittington
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I had a girlfriend
whose front bum looked surprisingly like this once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Only once?
What did it look like the other times?

Edit: Also - pics or it never...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# it was much tidier
when she wasn't in oestrus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# The rest of the time
it looked like Chow Yun Fat eating gravy with a spork.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Did it also look like this?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I was wetting myself at this last night when I was stoned.
Thank you.

*wasn't actually wetting herself, but not far off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# stoned?
Were you exposing your midriff in a middle-eastern country or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Cheers!
I haven't been stoned in ages, mostly because of stupid job. I do have 600 shots of nitrous in the big box I'm currently resting my feet on. Sadly it's a gift for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Blooooooody hell....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# He.. er.. works for a catering company.. or something..
It's gonna be a fun weekend.

EDIT: That's if I can actually carry it to his. Felt sorry for the poor DHL guy this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Is that to the tune of the Meow Mix song?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# "I want mouses I want kittens vag-mix vag-mix please deliver"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# More: I want rectum. I want sphincter. Bowel mix, bowel mix please excrete her.
see below:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# MOre the 2 girls one cup theme song.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Lawks A Lordy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ugh
thats ruddy horrid. Another excuse to hate cats!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Teefykit!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hmm, I must try harder...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)