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# I'm Henry the Ape, I am, Iam!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha
King of the Apes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Whoop-E-do!
Wanna guillotine you, who, who!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# That's how he got excommunicated.
The started throwing his own halfmasticated excrement at the pope:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'm 'enry the eighth I am, I'm 'enry the eighth I am
and I want to be like youu ooooh
I want to swing like you
because I want to chop me wifes head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Catherine of Aragon probably was the medievil version of bad net dating:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Tudor, not medieval
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Are you suggesting Henry Tutor was a Tudor?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# What are you blathering on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ...NO, he said 'To Blathe', which as we all know means 'To Bluff'...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Exactly!
Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Well if you do do it, use a sword, it is quicker and will cut clean through on the first go
If you want to hack about and have lots of blood, use an axe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Thanks for the advice Earl!
*puts down sword, picks up axe
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Nicely 'shopped
I was going to do some pun about Nell Gywn's Oranges but after checking the interweb it seems that she was the mistress of King CharlesII - History once again interferes with my punage!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hello lovely *hug*
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *hugs*
I'm fine Mr Otterby going out soon to see my Dad who lives in a caravan in Mablethorpe lol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Windy by the sea and it is also pissing it down there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# It is a bank holiday, what did you expect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Something unrealitic and idealic, obviously ;)
Sun, sand, ice cream with hundreds and thousands on lots of lovely things to point my camcorder at... yeah let's be honest this is Britain so it will be Wind, rain, dog poo on the filthy beach and seagul pooing on my ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# just don't step in any goose crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# wonderfull
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Cheers
The Borneo Orangutan is my favourite of all the Prime-8's (see what I did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# yes
you've singled handedly destroyed the english language!

*writes stern letter to radio 4
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
In other news: hahaha oh fuck I feel awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *hugs*
That makes 3 of us

I feel like crap, but then I haven't eaten for about 16 hours and I am running on coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Me too, cough, cough, uurrrgghh!
My wife and 1 of my sons all lurgified also!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I have a headache and a trapped nerve or something in my back
making me feel yukky too and they call this "Good" Friday!! I want my money back this isn't good!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# arrrr, trapped nerves are bastards
I get it some times in my neck, it makes me feel depressed, as soon as it gets released I feel fine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah it's the getting it to release that's the hard bit
I've stretched and twisted and done alsorts of rotaty arm twisty things but the nerve is just between my shoulder blades and doesn't want to click back.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hot bath and a massage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Is that an offer?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# if you want
I am good at massages
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ah fuck, that's not good :(
*gently applies anti-pain gel*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *distance hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# ahhh bless ya, sexy chops
*returns hug*
*resists urge*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)