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[challenge entry] She's having a lovely time......

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# She can
ride my sword anytime - did I say that out loud?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# No,
you typed it which is why we can all read it.

You stick like idiot.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Oi
I'm not stick like!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Yes you are,
You're almost see through.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Refraining from the obvious
joke! I'm only stick like when compared to obease people like ghandi or twiggy
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah,
but still, you're quite thin.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)
# I am
not I'm round and jolly, infact, I modelled for Rodger Hargreaves - so there
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)
# If you're round and
Jolly I must be a Zeppelin.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)
# ...
...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)
# isnt it a pork sword!
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# who's she
cos she seems friendly.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)